+++
title = "Cake Party"
+++

<img class="transparent no-hover" style="width: min(calc(var(--container-width) / 2), 100%)" src="https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0a/Portal_Cake.png"/>

Sadly, the cake is a _lie_

<div class="buttons">
  <a href="../">Go Crying</a>
</div>
